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Monday, May 09, 2005



heh and that is comedy too

Something Amber is listening to.


Saturday, May 07, 2005

No dice...

I am a d8
Take the quiz at dicepool.com

This survey is completely scientific. Despite the mind-boggling complexity of mankind, the billions of distinctly different personalities found on Earth can easily be divided into seven simple categories that correspond to the five Platonic solids, a pseudo polyhedron, and whatever the hell a d100 is. The results of this quiz should be considered not only meaningful but also infallible, and pertinent to your success as a fully realized individual. If you feel the results of this examination do not match your perceived personality, you should take whatever drastic measures are needed to cram your superego back into proper alignment, as described by the quiz results.

And if you believe that, we have some really great critical-hit insurance to sell you.

^That is comedy

Mindless Self Indulgence - "Tornado (live)"
From: My Personal Library


Thursday, May 05, 2005

Mind Experiment Scenario

This is a repost from another earlier post.

It's important to me and I'll try to keep it at the top looking for comments on my subject.

Mind Experiment Scenario: You are very adamant about a subject about a topic that society is decidedly against. You can make good valid arguments about the subject, as well as it supporting subjects. You know however the only way to get a little respect as a valid thinker on the topic is to publicly proport as a follower of this ideology. This means you will be immediately ostracized from society AND FROM YOUR FAMILY due to the stigma. Do you do what you think in your heart is right and be a spokesman; or do you lie down to society's wishes?

Hum - "Click...Click...Click...ClickClick"
From: My Harddrive


Wednesday, May 04, 2005

An Apology to Older Americans.

In response to: An Apology to Younger Americans - Sam Smith

An Apology to older americans.

By Jason Brown

First of all, I would like to thank you Sam Smith, and on behalf of the younger population of America, we accept your apology.

I am also approaching my birthday, it will be my 25th. As I was reading your apology, the fact came to mind that the youth is also responsible for grievances which require an apology. To define "youth", I will for the sake of argument, define it similar to your definition. Any person between 15 and 40 years old on 9/11/2001. Many of these individuals are also deemed "Generation X".

As many of us were not even at a legal age during this time there is probably not much legally can be done if older americans began a tribunal tomorrow. Although, I would concede that it maybe well within your right to try us as adults for some offenses. As I do not currently earn enough, I cannot hire a lawyer to ask them such things. Therefore, I am assuming the above statements to be legally true, and this apology as legally binding yours is.

So, to stop beating around the bush, so to speak, I humbly offer these apologies on behalf of younger americans.

First and foremost, I apologize for not constantly questioning the authority that older americans have exerted over us.

I apologize for taking our damned time learning the lessons that many older americans made available to us during the 1960s.

A sense of regret is felt for producing "Gay Republicans".

For any time one of us abused the power older americans had given us to protect ourselves, such as threating to call child protective services on the simple insinuation of being "grounded", I'm sorry.

I am embarrassed at the amount of reading that takes place, and for not attempting to educate ourselves when the public school system broke down.

Please excuse the appalling lack of attention we give anything, the same goes for the lack of detail when we do something.

I am embarrassed at OUR abuse of the english language, this is to include replacing letters for $ymbo|s and r4nd0m numbers, continuing the cApiTaL letter problem, overuse of contractions, and shortening of words to single letters (eg Hi, how r u?).

A sense of even deeper embarrassment is felt for thrusting upon the world Teletubbies, Blue's Clues, Pokemon, and DragonBall Z.

For one main way we have decided to distribute news, the blog, I apologize that it had to be in a format so personally skewed that many people think that the facts are mostly made of "opinions".

Sorry for our abuse of the only phone line in the house, even when we know there maybe somebody important calling, this may seem minor to some, but in my house it got bad.

I apologize for not voting like I should.

I am sorry for continually buying into the "cool" you are selling us, and creating our own commercial "cool". Oh and for MTV, I am really sorry for MTV.

Accept my apologies for our portion of the military not laying down and refusing to goto a war we know is not for the reasons we are told. Also, for not remembering the words "enemies foreign and domestic".

I apologize for purchasing all the really shitty music, for all the self-absorbed rap, the 3 chord pop-rock songs, annoyingly repetitive electronic music, the boy bands, the girl bands, and for not making music of any kind that simply allows you to tap your toe.

Now that a majority of our part is out of the way, I will join you in humanity's constant quest to become a better version of ourselves. We will do our best to clean the mess up and find a solution for further generations that is not as destructive.

Mindless Self Indulgence - "Thank God"
From: Music Library


Advert on the forehead

I maybe a little behind the curve here... but SWEET CHRIST! (by the way both of these sold on ebay)

An advert on the forehead

Thank god ingenuity won out.

Forehead ad-filter

DJ Fanboy - "Starfighter DJ Set"
From: Music Library

Upset stomach

Sunday, May 01, 2005

Mayday... Mayday... Mayday...


Do your fucking happy celebrating already, May Day is here!

One of the few good holidays for the people. It signifies spring, new beginnings, and people dancing around a maypole. The whole maypole thing may sound outdated, but it still happens in many countries, which is used for a variety of reasons, mainly to bring the community together.

In 1886 a gathering of striking workers was organized by labor unions. They were striking/protesting for the 8 hour workday. A riot broke out, a bomb went off, which led to violence, and the shooting of a protester by a policemen. The demonstration is now dubbed The Haymarket Riots

In 1887 there was a movement to commemorate the day on behalf of labor making a holiday on May 1. Oh wait... no Grover Cleveland made sure that wasn't going to happen. He decided to not use that day because he didn't want the socialist connotations that came with the Haymarket Riots


The hijacking of the collective Our holidays has always been a hot button topic for me so I guess I'll rant and rave like the internet lunatic you people think I am.

Here's a list of the holidays I am fucking pissed about:

  • Christmas - Not because it's christian, it's because it has been fucking commercialized, like too many other things the American cesspool spawned trans-national corporations got their hands on.

  • Hanukkah - Because the jews are allowing this to become the same thing that Christmas has.

  • Labor Day - The fake one, on September 5. It weakens the power inherent in the Haymarket riots.

  • St. Patrick's Day The day is mostly Beer/Liquor fluff. I am Irish, in fact, 100% if not more. But this holiday is outta-hand.

Grrrrr.... sorry even thinking about them pisses me off.

So remember then fallen of the Haymarket riots, and those who have fought in the workers behalf.

Happy May Day. Celebrate the fact that things can still change for the better.

Limp Bizkit - "Counterfeit"
Fuck you, I liked their first album.

Bladder... full... must ... go... awww shit. brb
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